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Posted by SevenOnAStick - 12 days ago

Even though it's like 10 years old, I've somehow just gotten around to playing this game, "To the Moon."

Why did no one warn me about this????

Omg!!!!! I need to see a freakin therapist now.

It's great. 10/10 stars, but don't play it.




Posted by SevenOnAStick - March 28th, 2021

Do you miss the golden age of newgrounds, when the front page was covered in Assassin games?

Are you obsessed with Lola Bunny even though you won't admit it?

Are you filled with blind rage, satisfied only by killing fictional characters online????

We've got the game for you!

@Chdonga @Yomuchan designed this game using cutting edge technology, with only the finest graphics, all funded by my multi-million dollar animation corporation. We couldn't be more proud of this truly historic achievement.  



Posted by SevenOnAStick - March 17th, 2021

Holy hell is it a great game.

I know it's been out for awhile but I've just gotten around to playing it. (And it was crowdfunded, and I was a top tier crowd funder so my name is in the credits and I've got an NPC somewhere I think but man work has just kept me too busy to play!)

It's by the same folks who made Fallout 1 and Fallout 2, so it's got that dark, gritty, dystopian feeling that a post apocalyptic role-playing game SHOULD have and yeah, it's a TRUE RPG, where your choices matter.

Sometimes there's no right choice.

You'll do lots of reloading old saves to try different choices.

It's DEFINITELY earned it's M rating.

Copious violence, profanity, sex, drugs, prostitution, the whole nine yards----- they made this game for adults who like strategy. They're not pandering to the 11, 12, and 13 year olds like Bethesda did with Fallout 3 and Fallout 4. (And trust me, I do love Fallout 3 and Fallout 4 for their own reasons)

And man the story is good, so much attention to detail and dark, DARK humor.

I love it.

Tons of Fallout 1 and 2 easter eggs as well.

Oh and the soundtrack is something else. Ima have to find the soundtrack on a playlist.

Anyway, tl;dr you need to play Wasteland 3.

I hope they made enough money that they can fund Wasteland 4.

@Prinzy2 @deathink @jackho @sirkaotik


Posted by SevenOnAStick - March 15th, 2021

Daylight Savings time has me all messed up and I've been having stupid dreams that I'm praying stop.

My mind refuses to shut up and give me peace.

So I'm looking at Star Trek memes WHILE watching Star Trek, in hopes that I dream about Star Trek when I eventually pass out. iu_257922_1414829.jpg


Posted by SevenOnAStick - March 11th, 2021



Posted by SevenOnAStick - March 9th, 2021

I wish I had married that prince from Nigeria who kept emailing me in the 90s.

Then I could have been on Oprah. 


Posted by SevenOnAStick - March 6th, 2021

I am the Easter Bunny.

What kinda candy yall want?


Posted by SevenOnAStick - March 3rd, 2021

I have completed my internship. I told them thank you for the opportunity.

But I'm not applying.

It'd be a raise of 20k more a year.

It just isn't where my heart is.

I'll probably go to Target and get some Easter candy now. Yall want any?


Posted by SevenOnAStick - February 14th, 2021

I love you all!!!!!

Go enter my Valentine Writing Contest



Posted by SevenOnAStick - January 30th, 2021

Oh Snap! Valentine's Day is in 2 weeks!

First and foremost, you need to make sure you enter my Valentine writing contest over in the writing forum, because I am giving away real money, and it's a great way to show off your talent and meet the fine folks in our community!

There are lots of other contests going on as well----Check out Tom's latest post.

Don't feel like doing any of that? Celebrate love with other fine newgrounds submissions!

@Hania 's wedding song will always be one of my favorites

Hania's Wedding Isle Song (newgrounds.com)

This sweet game is another I have loved for years but it doesn't appear to be working in the NG flash player so Ima tag Mr. @TomFulp

Colour my Heart (newgrounds.com)

If you're having trouble finding love, remember, ladies love newgrounds

Ladies Love Newgrounds by joecruely on Newgrounds


and we love supporters even more.

Looking for romantic music on satanic youtube? I don't advise going to any other websites other than newgrounds buttttttttttt................................

This song is guaranteed to help you get lucky. Just tell her you heard it and that it reminds you of her and thank me later.

Is your heart broken so you aint interested in all that this year? Tell JP Saxe to shove it as you listen to this song most definitely written about your situation.

Ok. I love yall.

You're the only people I love.

I hate everyone else.

HMU if you need anything.